I loved my GI Joe so much! Just to clarify he’s not a snake human hybrid he’s a human ninja wearing the armor of the Naga Ninja clan. Pretty bummed I didn’t win Those GI Joe toys :( no Joe party for me #faceoff #teamcig #teamcigneutron #cigneutron #faceoff7 #faceoffsyfy #syfy #syfyfaceoff
But why the last one though
what am I not getting
I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years
Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.
X’D I need to read those books!!!!
Tuesday August 26th, the Belgian feminist activist group Lilith’S took Liège airport by storm to condemn the airport authorities’ role in supplying arms to Israel. Under a banner bearing the slogan “HOW MANY TONS OF WEAPONS FOR SO MANY LITERS OF BLOOD ? “, the activists spilled a hundred liters of fake blood, creating a red pool to symbolize the slaughter committed by Israel in Palestine.
See like i can’t help but wonder who’s going to have to clean all that up tho
Like is Israel going to clean that up?
Or is it going to be some underpaid woman with a shit-ton of other stuff on her plate to deal with?
ok so i like the message and all but this literallly scares me. like i know “well thats all the bloodfrom people suffering whats going on now” but we dont want more people experiencing trama even if its fake. and some people are really triggered by blood. plus im pretty sure this cause some damage that people will have to clean up
Exactly. It isn’t a good idea to put it in an airport now that I think about it. So many people go through airports that there will probably be several people who will end up fainting or be disgusted for the entire trip. I understand the message but yeah…it creates a very bad mess.
THIS IS ART
this fic is a work of art
I fucking love My Immortal.
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here.
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French Graffiti artist Tilt has transformed a Marseille Hotel Room with incredible artwork.The room was divided in half by a clear line with one side being entirely white and the other being completely covered in graffiti, including the bed sheets, the mirror and even the magazines.
How the hell do I get my hands on this giant for my students?
It’s called Open Dyslexic, and it’s available for free. I’ve used it for my students with dyslexia, and they say it really does help a lot. When I can, I try to make handouts, notes, and especially quizzes in the font for them. I’ve even sent it to them with instructions for how they can use it to type papers in it in Word.
A decent alternative to comic sans!